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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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Jam County is in Bushehr province, Iran. Its capital is the city of Jam.
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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